In ancient Rome, the Palatine was the greatest of The Seven Hills. The city of Rome was founded upon it and later, the emperors themselves built their stately homes upon it. Now, I invoke the ancient name to designate the place where I post silly videos and even sillier pictures! Huzzah!
Sometimes when I haven’t seen my sister Kelly in awhile I just watch Inglorious Basterds and when Lt. Aldo comes on, it’s kind of like having her around.
That’s right Lt. Aldo Raine is the stand in for my younger sister Kelly. If you have a problem with that, you should probably take it up with her, I’m sure she’ll find a pretty damn creative way of telling ya’ to fuck off.